| Catching
a Cheater
This section is on how to catch
one or more people cheating at your table. Cheating takes place
more often online since you don’t really know who you are
playing against and for all you know the guy from Honk Kong is related
to the girl from Fargo and they are working together to take all
your money from you. This document will highlight a few of the more
recognizable online cheating tactics. If you are worried about being
cheated in home games you better be more careful about picking your
friends.
The online
poker market is the best place for crooks to accumulate. First
off there are few if any regulations. Secondly even if you could
prove you were cheated who do you report it to. Thirdly you are
more likely to be cheated by the software (indirectly since they
allow this cheating to take place and they do nothing about it).
Lately another type of cheating was mentioned to me, that is, the
software rigging the games to produce maximum rake and tilting the
outcome of important hands towards the weak players and towards
the high rake generating players and away from the professional
players. This type of cheating is impossible to prove (unless you
get a programmer from one of the software companies to admit to
it).
Other players argue that the
only place to play is online, since the thought is that the house
wouldn’t dream of cheating a player since that could cost
a site thousands of dollars a day. The truth is nobody really knows
if anyone is being cheated but the professional poker players who
observe the online texas holdem tournaments say that there has to
be some kind of bias in the software since they have never seen
so many action flops in a brick and mortar poker room.
Some folks say that the smaller
stakes and computer generated dealers ensures that the game is less
crooked than a live poker game. Since nobody touches the cards it
is almost impossible for the game to be rigged. To the people who
believe this I say Santa Clause will be bringing you a brand new
plasma TV (50 inch) for Christmas. Get real. Of course it is possible
to rig the game via software hosted on offshore servers and owned
by offshore corporations.
Some players say that Eastern
European computer hackers have the ability to hack into the software
database and actually take over the games. To those players I say
go and try to get around the SSL v3 / TLS v1 encryption and I will
give you $100 if you make it. It is very unlikely to be an outside
job but rather an inside job if there is any cheating going on.
Online poker games are more secure than any land based tournament
but still people go and play on the World Poker Tour every couple
of months. Do these players know something that we don’t or
are they just really trusting of Mike Sexton and Vince Van Patten.
The biggest cheating in online
poker occurs when two or more players share their cards (over the
phone) while they are playing at the same table together. Although
the poker sites claim to have idiot proof collusion programs that
can sniff out a cheat from a mile away I can personally tell you
they couldn’t sniff out fresh popcorn cooking on your stovetop.
All this anti collusion software is nothing more than a smoke screen
to make you feel a little more comfortable about gambling on an
online site. Luckily for you and me most players wouldn’t
even know how to cheat properly and in fact if they tried they would
likely lose their shirt in the process.
Although it is hard to catch
and even harder to do, nevertheless here are a few things to look
for if you think a couple of cheaters are at your table:
1.
A group of players who always raise each other with another player
in the hand
and then fold out on the showdown so that nobody gets
to see their cards.
2. Players who are slow at your
table is a sign of something sneaky going on.
3. Players who never get to a showdown
against each other.
4. Players who when winning leave
the table together.
5. Two or more players who sit down
at your table at the same time.
6. Two or more players who seem
to be at two or more high level tables at the
same time.
7. One player that seems to lose
to another player often without getting upset at all.
8. Two or more players who are chatting
to each other on the table or together
bashing another player for playing badly.
9. Two or more players who are from
the same city at the same table (always a tell).
If you see any of these things the best thing to do is leave the
table and note the time and date before you leave and the last hand
number and report it to the site administrators.
If nothing happens and you see
it again contact the poker site administrators.
If again you have reported suspicious activity and nothing happens
go to an alternative poker site and report that site to us here.
Here are a few of the sites
we have had trouble with:
1.
partypoker.com
2.
noblepoker.com
3.
empirepoker.com
4.
888.com
5.
pokerstars.com
Please
note that although we have heard some bad things about the above
sites if you choose to play at any one of them you do so at your
own risk.
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